Spurs vs. Wolves PPD Due to Smoke, Twitter Hilarity Ensues

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The game in Mexico City got postponed due to smoke in the arena, and while there was no contest held on the hardwood, there was still a winner Wednesday night: Twitter. God bless Twitter.
Damn it Boris, I told you not to BBQ ribs in the locker room again.
— Gregory Popovich (@FakeCoachPop) December 5, 2013
I swear to Pek, Stern. If Ricky gets smoke inhalation because you want this terrible idea to happen…
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) December 5, 2013
Idea: David Stern in a gas mask plays Around the World for two hours instead.
— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) December 5, 2013
/Cartel hears arena fire news, loads up, heads that way /Hears it's the Spurs /Thinks about Popovich /Decides to just go to dinner instead
— Matthew R Tynan (@Matthew_Tynan) December 5, 2013
Security has three distinct concerns here. 1. The fire 2. The choas of the evacuation. 3. Popovich is going to kill everyone.
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) December 5, 2013
Just another Spurs game where the Heat won.
— Wes Thorne (@Izee_PtR) December 5, 2013
@poundingtherock Possible suspect of the fire? pic.twitter.com/MM5kkTljkf
— Steve H (@naqwerty3) December 5, 2013
Bad news: #Rockets currently trailing Suns 37-51, 1:11 Q2. Good news: Nothing in the arena is currently on fire. #HOUvsPHX
— Houston Rockets (@HoustonRockets) December 5, 2013
"Well, hold on." *Stern waving away smoke with a paper plate* RT @JMcDonald_SAEN: Game off. Hearing from multiple people
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) December 5, 2013
Update: De Colo is reportedly fine, but the Spurs don't plan on returning to the stadium to pick him up.
— Project Spurs (@projectspurs) December 5, 2013
Any chance the droves of Mexican Timberwolves fans can simply trade their tickets for a home game in Minnesota of their choosing?
— 210pros (@210pros) December 5, 2013
The source of the Mexico City arena fire has been identified: pic.twitter.com/XvKmFVrjii
— Caleb Saenz (@calebjsaenz) December 5, 2013
David Stern: "NO. NO. WE'RE ALREADY HERE. THIS IS MY LAST YEAR. THEY PLAY. IF THEY DIE, THEY DIE. IT'S JUST THE SPURS AND WOLVES ANYWAY"
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) December 5, 2013