He can drive 55, but is legally required not to.
He can find a needle in a haystack using only his mind. (That’s telekinesis Kyle.)
Even his sperm is adapt a two-for-ones.
He can touch this.
He’s not losing his hair, but donating them one-by-one as part of a humanitarian endeavor. You see, his hair can cure cancer, leprosy, Bell’s Palsy, and irritable bowel syndrome.
He wasn’t born, but forged of molten iron and a mixture of his parent’s blood.
He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
Several Argentinean tangos have been inspired by his career.
His laughter truly is the best medicine.
He once beat a horse in a 40 yard dash.
His sweat evaporates before it hits the ground.
He routinely sneezes with his eyes wide open.
If he were to write a book, it would out sell the Bible in two weeks.
He once “euro-stepped” his way across the Pampas.
He once made Gregg Popovich laugh so hard milk came out his nose…and he wasn’t even drinking milk.